I saw this parents evening notice at night school.
I realise that 1984 is part of the syllabus but do we really have to take it literally?
Wednesday, 10 December 2008
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Predicted Events of 2009
- A walking speed limit is imposed around schools
- Health & Safety chiefs ban people from being born as it ultimately leads to death
- People under 16 are forced to wear yellow stars
- Prince Charles tires of waiting to become King and pushes his mum down the stairs
- The obese are blamed for earthquakes
- The Scots get independance - and then blame the English
- Godon Brown is shocked to discover that 1984 is a story and not a manual on how to run a country
- Reseach finds smoking increases IQ
- Gordon Brown admits being shit
- Barack Obama "comes out"
- Osama Bin Laden appears on Big Brother
- Britain has a good summer
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