Ok so I didn't sit down and go through the mountain of college prospectuses and course information that's been sitting on the arm of the sofa for the past month - but I did have a nice weekend which has given me a renewed sense of enthusiasm for the week ahead.
Luckily none of the senior figures are in work this week meaning that I have my office all to myself. I'm thinking of all the mischief I could get up to and all the naughty websites I could be looking at whilst the cats are away!
This week might not turn out to be that bad afterall!
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Predicted Events of 2009
- A walking speed limit is imposed around schools
- Health & Safety chiefs ban people from being born as it ultimately leads to death
- People under 16 are forced to wear yellow stars
- Prince Charles tires of waiting to become King and pushes his mum down the stairs
- The obese are blamed for earthquakes
- The Scots get independance - and then blame the English
- Godon Brown is shocked to discover that 1984 is a story and not a manual on how to run a country
- Reseach finds smoking increases IQ
- Gordon Brown admits being shit
- Barack Obama "comes out"
- Osama Bin Laden appears on Big Brother
- Britain has a good summer
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- If I knew everything there was to know about me then I wouldn't feel the need to write this.
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